CIA
admit war caused by spellcheck error
The
CIA made a startling and unprecedented apology yesterday for
accidentally providing the White House with false intelligence
information regarding the existence of weapons of mass destruction
(WMD) in Iraq. The spy agency attributed the error to a simple
spelling mistake and is now claiming that the WMD are actually
in Iran, not Iraq.
Bob Scroggins, a junior filing clerk in the Q-directorate, has
been blamed for using the spellcheck to change all mentions
of Iran to Iraq in the first CIA report to be seen by President
Bush and his advisers in January 2000 as he had never heard
of a place called Iran. The Republican Neo-conservatives seized
their chance when they spotted the error and took up the cause
from there.
Once
the mistake had been made, it was then duplicated throughout
the Administration and war became inevitable. Mr Scroggins was
fired soon after (from a helicopter over the Atlantic), but
the agency said that it was too embarrassed to admit its error
at the time.
Mullahs
in Tehran reacted with fury by issuing 39 more fatwas and 11
separate calls for jihad against the 'corrupt donkeys of Western
imperialist aggression in the lands of the Prophet'. They also
handed out decks of playing cards bearing the faces of all the
leading figures in the Bush Administration, but it was unclear
exactly why.
April 2003