Who are we?
variously as “the work of deluded minds” by (The Hutton
Enquiry), "Pointless" (Literary Review), “the work of
sad men with little better to do” (The Guardian), “a rip
off of The Onion” (Chris Fagg) Deadpan Pizza is in the business
of “serious satire”.
Deadpan Pizza is updated bi-weekly, every other Sunday, give or take a day and an issue or two.
Deadpan Pizza deals with the real world, the names we use are real and many of the situations are genuine, but every word of what we print is pure fiction. Deadpan Pizza is the work of deranged minds. All opinions stated are those of the writers and any serious point made is entirely coincidental and accidental. We are not associated with any other news service or political party although we really don’t like Fox News, Ariel Sharon, blind faith or unquestioning loyalty.
Deadpan Pizza respect the copyright of all other news agencies and any infringement of copyright is unintended and easily corrected if you let us know.
Deadpan Pizza has never made a penny and is unlikely ever to do so.
Link to Deadpan Pizza
If you want to link to the Deadpan, please link to the homepage at www.deadpanpizza.com as this is the only page we guarantee. If you would like to steal anything from our site and pass it off as your own, that’s fine too, but you really should find a more interesting hobby.
Deadpan Pizza does accept submissions but refuses to pay for them or use them. If you genuinely have something you feel will fit, send it to the contact address and be very very surprised if we contact you.
All chosen submissions will be uploaded carrying the authors real name and contact address.
Deadpan Editorial – email@example.com
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part of Kimotomi Ass Industries, a subsidiary of Friendly Collections (no
sum too small)
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