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Volume:1 Issue: 6 June 2003



NASA denies dumping nuclear waste on Mars

Claims that NASA has been funded by successive US administrations in return for transporting uranium and other radioactive waste to Mars have been denied. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration has been accused of the ‘serious felony’ by an independent team of international scientists who noted that the ominous red glow that eminates from Mars, has grown increasingly brighter in recent times.


Professor Emmett Krishna of the Ukrainian Astrological Laboratory stated: ‘We were alerted to the problem when we were reviewing some old cine-films of Mars taken in the 1920s. They clearly showed that Mars was not all that bright, and certainly not red. The first evidence we have of a "red" hue to Mars was in some film taken 30 years later.’


When questioned as to whether this would have anything to do with the type of film used, Dr Krishna replied: ‘That’s irrelevant. We’re scientists you know, and we’ve delved into this matter in far greater detail. The light emitting from Mars is getting much greater and there is a definite green luminescence to it of late. Considering no one but the Americans have eve been to Mars, the finger of guilt must point at them.’

 

May 2003

NASA to explore oceans

 

By Solomon Pepper

 

 

 

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