Bush
& Pope united by intolerance of 'evil married queers'
After
an uneasy beginning to their relationship, the Pope and George
Bush have finally found an issue that they can agree on - denying
'evil' gay people the right to marry. The Pope recently denounced
gay marriage as 'evil, deviant and against moral law' while
President Bush has said that he will support an attempt in Congress
to make marriage - and all of its inherent legal rights - available
only to ‘healthy, Republican heterosexuals'.
Previously,
the two world leaders had struggled to form a strong bond. The
Pope was a strident critic of the US position on Iraq, using
his pivotal Easter Sunday address to make it clear that neither
side on the conflict could claim moral authority for the their
actions, ‘It is the duty of all believers, to whichever
religion they belong, to proclaim that we can never be happy
pitted one against the other. The future of humanity will never
able to be secured by terrorism and by the logic of war'.
Bush
took little notice of the Pope’s views and is thought
to have told a joint staff meeting that the swiftness of their
victory in Iraq proved that God was indeed American.
The
two men have now found a device upon which they can focus their
blossoming friendship, however. Their mutual intolerance of
the same minority group has allowed them to overlook the more
difficult issues that had held them back in the past and to
move forward with a new misunderstanding of each other. The
men said that they felt closer than ever, even if it was only
when talking on the phone.
A
secure hotline between the Vatican and Whitehouse is expected
to be installed in the coming weeks so that they can more easily
coordinate their attack on homosexuality and discuss their other
favoured subject, abortion.
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