Pope attempts to expand powers of infallibility to cover
all matters
There were rumours emanating from the
Vatican that Pope John Paul II has attempted to extend his powers
of infallibility to cover all matters. A source and ex-lover
in the Swiss Guards said that the Pope threatened to take the
drastic measure when he lost his temper after missing a crucial
question in a game of Trivial Pursuit with a group of bishops
and nuns. Dark mutterings of reform and democracy allegedly
began to sweep through the ancient institution, but they were
quickly stamped-out when the Pope’s medication was increased
again and the situation returned to its normal state of stagnation.