Schwarzenegger dismisses questions on 'issues'

California Governor candidate, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has angrily brushed aside questions about 'real issues' at a press conference. Speaking yesterday, Schwarzenegger said: 'That's not what this campaign is about'. Schwarzenegger has been pressed in recent days to reveal his views on a plethora of topics important to State politics, but he has refused to take a stance on a single one as of yet on the grounds that it might violate his Fifth Amendment constitutional rights not to incriminate himself.

Many reporters have allegedly been intimidated by Schwarzenegger's physique, which he flexes vigorously whenever they ask difficult questions about the state's bankruptcy or it's deteriorating environment. Journalists are quick to add that The Govenegger, as he has come to be known, has been extremely helpful in answering a wide range of different questions about nutrition and body-building.

A spokesman briefly mentioned an election manifesto in a press conference after the Jay Leno Show, where Mr Schwarzenegger announced his intention to run for office, but he then added that its publication may be postponed until after the result is known in November. He said that Mr Schwarzenegger would decide what his policies were then, but all he could say for the time being was that the policies would be 'somewhat Republican'.

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