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Volume:1 Issue: 10 August 2003

Hasellhoff answers his fans

International singing star, actor, hero and hearthrob Hasselhoff is revealed as a poet, a thinker and a great humanitarian as he answers his greatest fan's letters.

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Hasselhoff Replies

Dear fan

Mr Hasselhoff thanks you for your kind words and wishes you all the best. And he sends you this photo of himself for your personal enjoyment.

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Hasselhoff Replies

Dear Col. Armstrong

I really do appreciate your kind invitation to become even more of a true American hero than I already am, and I’m the first to stand up and say I love America and would do anything for it, but I regret that I could not possibly comply with your request to have my locks shorn.

To soften the blow I enclose a photo of me striking a patriotic and, I’m sure you’ll agree, manly pose.



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