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Volume:1 Issue: 9 August 2003



Ecowarrior pulled the plug on US and Canada

President Bush has revealed that electrical blackouts, which affected areas of the North East and Midwest of the USA, and parts of Canada, were caused by ‘eco-terrorist’ Isla Romany. Calling Ms Romany ‘little better than Osama bin Laden’ the President vowed to see that she ‘spent a long time in a dark cell to contemplate the misery she’d brought to so many hard working Americans.’

It is understood that Ms Romany flicked the switch at the Niagara power plant in order to ‘get some peace and quiet, and to see the stars for the first time’. Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien disputed the need to treat Ms Romany as a terrorist, despite the fact that she is a US citizen. Speaking to reporters from Ottowa, Mr Chretien said: ‘Look, it’s really not so bad having no power. Up here in Canada we’ve got used to it. In fact there’s times when I forget to put the light on at home and end up bumping into the furniture. You get used to it.’

Despite the power supply being returned to all affected areas, it has been reported that some Canadians have always had trouble converting from candlelight, and their love of moose baiting and bear wrestling has been rekindled, so the blackout was no big deal.


by Solomon Pepper

power cut, usa, canada, lights out, new york

 


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