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Volume:1 Issue: 6 June 2003



Suspected ring leaders arrested

FBI raid Sons of the Desert

FBI agents conducted a series of coordinated raids across 15 states yesterday, arresting over 400 suspected terrorist agitators. The raids on the Wyoming national HQ of the Sons of the Desert and 14 branch lodges followed months of dangerous undercover intelligence work and surveillance.

Speaking at a press conference, Bureau regional head, John "Buzz" Lightyear explained that working on a series of tip-offs they had infiltrated the secretive sect and felt that the weight of evidence had reached the point where preemptive action was necessary. 'We've had members of our team under deep deep cover for over 18 months and the evidence is all there. These guys form secretive lodges, wear fez hats and are clearly aligned with Middle East extremists.'


The Sons of the Desert are suspected of targeting senior citizens in the Midwest and using a combination of companionship, frat-house antics and old movie reels to indoctrinate the seemingly patriotic and innocent.

Lightyear, refused to comment on speculation that the raid on the Son's of the Desert was timed to thwart a major escalation in terrorist activity. However, sources close to the intelligence community have said that sect's annual convention, planned for the Ramada Hotel, Reno in early July, had the Pentagon Nervous.

Two strips clubs in Las Vegas and another in San Diego were also searched Wednesday, the FBI refused to be drawn on whether these raids were linked.

 

By Franklin Trimmings

 

 

 

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