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Volume:1 Issue: 5 June 2003


Chad has nuclear arsenal

The CIA has published a report claiming that the Republic of Chad has produced weapons of mass destruction. According to a CIA source, US spy satellites have spotted what looks like an underground missile launching facility in the desert outside the city of Mongo.

Chad, a former colony of France, with which it maintains strong trade ties, is understood to be increasingly annoyed at the lack of attention it has been receiving from the world’s superpower in recent months.


Only last week President Lt. Gen. Idriss Deby told his parliament: ‘We cannot continue to play second fiddle to the likes of Iraq, Syria, Congo or Zimbabwe. It seems that in order to attract President Bush’s attention we must up the stakes. Soon the world will know the name Chad, and I don’t refer to US voting anomalies.’



Pentagon spokesman, Steven Massicamo, responded to the latest developments in Chad, telling reporters: ‘This is just what we’d expect from a country so closely linked to France, especially one which has deliberately cultivated uranium in its deserts. We propose to challenge Chad to hand over all its uranium mines to US control.’


President Deby is said to be ‘delighted’ that Chad’s profile is now so high. '


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By Roley Chesterfield
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"This is just what we’d expect from a country so closely linked to France, especially one which has deliberately cultivated uranium in its deserts."

 

 

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