Vatican halts float plans following massive stock losses
The
Vatican admitted on Wednesday that investigations into its accounting
practices and marketing could hold up its plans to spin-off
its Australian division.
Archbishop
Miguel Andares Guadaro, the Vatican’s chief financial officer,
said the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) may delay
approval of the IPO until it has completed its review of possible
accounting irregularities at the organisation.
The
flotation of the Australian Catholic church, which is now unlikely
to happen before Christmas, is an important part of efforts
by the Vatican to restructure after heavy losses on the stock
market and a strong performance from the Muslim world.
Over
a millennia of unorthodox book-keeping practices as well as
the Vatican’s traditional reluctance to tell anyone where all
the money goes are both factors that are expected to delay the
flotation.
Chief
SEC officer Jason Killpenny also noted that the Catholic church
was already under investigation after claims that it has used
false advertising with menaces to gain market share in Africa.
“Unsubstantiated claims about the afterlife and threats of eternal
damnation have seen a massive spike in membership of the Catholic
faith. Until this report is complete and we see transparency
in the Vatican’s book-keeping, it is unlikely that we will approve
the flotation plans.”
The
Catholic church is believed to have increased African revenues
by a factor of ten over the last five years through aggressive
marketing techniques, which led to a number of smaller religions
and cults filing complaints with the SEC, prompting the investigation.
Archbishop
Miguel Andares Guadaro, refused to comment directly on the SEC
investigations but did say that the Vatican was committed to
its current plans to increase global market share.