Saddam
Speaks
This
is a translated transcript of the latest tape recording purportedly
by former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, in which he mourns the
death of his two sons, Qusay and Uday and generally complains
about not being in charge any more.
In the name of God most gracious, most merciful.
Among the believers are men who have been true to their covenant
with God. Of them, some have fulfilled their obligations, and
some of them are still waiting, some are just hanging about
smoking fags but they have never changed in the least.
Brothers and sons, I mourn to you, and I convey to you the glad
tidings. This is the wish of every believer who is honest for
the sake of God - that the souls of another group of martyrs
have ascended to their creator. We vow to pursue the sons and
daughters of the great liars and make them really nervous.
Those mourned are now green birds in the heavens and in the
hospitality of the merciful God, where there is paradise, which
accommodates the honest, the martyrs, and those with whom God
has been pleased. Thus, he satisfied them. They are well dresses,
well fed, getting loads and generally having a right laugh.
It is through God, we see our redemption remade and fortified.
I cannot get a decent cup of tea and there is not enough toadying
to Allah and all his greatness. The toilet paper is as rough
as Allah’s vengeance.
Just like all the righteous martyrs who sacrificed their lives
while engaging in jihad to uphold the cause of God, demonstrating
honesty and faith, has been shown as truehearted, honest, and
loyal to the promises and pledges they undertook upon themselves
– we promise to preserver through this drought and scraping
for the love of mercy and justice of man.