Singer's ego seen from outer space

NASA has revealed that Robbie William's ego has grown so large it can now be seen from satellites orbiting the Earth. The singer was spotted by orbiting satellites as he played to over 400,000 fans at Knebworth.

The Ex-Take That superstar will now enter the Guinness Book of World Records alongside the Great Wall of China, the only other man-made structure that can be seen from space.

News that William's inflated sense of self-importance has won him the plaudit has not done down well in all quarters. Pop diva Madonna, 68, is said to be furious that someone has stolen what she sees as her rightful property. A Source close to the self-declared icon of pop revealed: ‘Madonna’s furious. She’s spent a fortune on self-promotion and employing lackeys to massage her ego and generally pretending to be english, now this ex-boy-band boy gets the prize'.

The source added that since the William's success was announced, Madonna has binned all her copies of the Guinness Book of Records and filled the shelf-space with unsold copies of her latest album.