Escalators to be Replaced by Firemen’s Poles
In an effort to increase the capacity of the
city’s congested underground railway system, the mayor
of Moscow yesterday announced plans to replace all escalators
with firemen’s poles.
Several women fainted and most others screamed
upon hearing the phrase concerning the opportunity to slide
down firemen’s shafts. All were disappointed when the
small misunderstanding was cleared-up just over two hours later.
Officials admit that the new scheme is likely
to result in an increase in severe and even fatal injuries for
some, but insist that it will speed access for most.