Mysterious bald man named

The unimposing gentleman who is sometimes seen questioning Tony Blair at the weekly Prime Ministers Questions session in the House of Commons has been named. Despite claims that the man was a journalist, due to the half-hearted manner in which he set out to oppose the British PM, it transpires that he is Iain Duncan-Smith.

Mr Duncan-Smith, dubbed the ‘Quiet Man’ in Westminster, is the leader of the Conservative Party, apparently the chief opposition party in British politics. It is understood that he is seeking a higher profile in parliament, a move that is likely to upset Mr Blair, according to an aide: ‘The Prime Minister is the second most powerful and well known man in Britain, behind David Beckham. It’s a sure thing that he won’t want to share any of the limelight he basks in with another politician.’

Conservative insiders believe that now the secret of the ‘bald one’ is out, it is only a matter of time before the British public forget who he is.