Smart bombs not so smart, says MENSA

MENSA, the association for geniuses, has published a study on Smart Bombs which concludes that 50 per cent of the deadly devices have below-average intelligence. The report highlighted the fact that the more intelligent the Smart Bombs, the further from the front line they were.

Responding to the MENSA finding CENTCOM spokesman General Clayton “Butch” Carson stated: ‘If it is true that half of our Smart Bombs fall below the threshold for average intelligence, then we will have to reassess how we view intelligence. However, at the moment all we have to go on is the conclusions of a bunch of so-called geniuses who pay out an extortionate amount to be members of an exclusive club for egotistical egg-heads.’