Odds on Sharon Scooping Nobel Peace Prize Suffer Blow
The chances
of Ariel Sharon, the Israeli prime minister, winning this year’s
Nobel Peace prize suffered a severe blow yesterday when, for
the 17th time this month, he ordered incursions into the West
Bank and bombing raids on the Gaza Strip.
Every missile
from an F-16 that slammed into an apartment building and each
bullet that pierced the skin of a Palestinian civilian put a
further dent in Mr Sharon’s aspirations of one day scooping
the prize.
The prime
minister did not help his own cause any further when he ordered
bulldozers to demolish several houses belonging to distant relations
of a 12-year-old boy caught throwing rocks at soldiers outside
Jenin. Or when he instructed troops to round-up 123 young Palestinians
and detain them without charge. Or when he gave permission for
the construction of three new hilltop settlements.
Yakob Schloomtz,
the PR guru hired by Mr Sharon last year for the express purpose
of securing the prize in an attempt to boost the prime minister’s
sagging international standing, denied that all was lost: “Alfred
Nobel invented dynamite after all, so if anyone would have understood
that even the most peaceful men have to blow things up every
once in awhile…in order to pave the way for peace of course…surely
it would have been him.”
Mr Sharon
did not express any regrets over the attacks and vowed to pursue
the same strategy in the future despite its repeated failure
to have any impact whatsoever. He also refused to accept that
such policies may hinder his chances of one day winning a peace
prize.